The “Hoppiest” Bunny - 116 Rabbit Jokes And Bunny Puns

The “Hoppiest” Bunny – 116 Rabbit Jokes And Bunny Puns

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We all love fun and we all love bunnies. So what could be better than jokes about bunnies? In this article, I have compiled 100 of the funniest rabbit jokes, bunny jokes, bunny-related jokes, and rabbit puns that will have you and your loved ones rolling on the floor in laughter. Some of these are pretty bad, but it’ll make you laugh anyway and that’s the goal of this article. 

Be sure to share your best rabbit joke in the comments below.

Photo Credit – Stacey from RabbitPros.com

116 Rabbit Jokes and Bunny Puns 

  1. What’s the sort of jewels that rabbits love? 24 Carrot Gold! 
  2. How do rabbits travel? By HarePlane! 
  3. What do you get when you mix a ladybug and rabbit buck? Bug bunny! 
  4. What do you get when you mix Bruno Mars, Magic, and Rabbits together? 24 Carrot Magic in the Air! 
  5. Why did the rabbits go on strike? Because they wanted better celery.
  6. What do you call an angry rabbit? Hopping Mad! 
  7. What do you call a rabbit working in a hotel? Bell-Hop! 
  8. What is Rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch! 
  9. What’s your rabbit’s favorite genre of music? Hip-hop
  10. What do you get when you cross a rabbit and an elephant? An animal that never forgets to eat its carrots.
  11. What did the magician say before pulling a dead rabbit out of his hat? Abra Cadaver
  12. Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet 
  13. Why did the rabbit cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he could hip hop.
  14. Where do two married go after the ceremony? Bunny moon 
  15. Where do rabbits save all their computer data? Hoppy disks! 
  16. How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to hop right to it! 
  17. What’s Invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit Farts! 
  18.  A rabbit was angry because he accidentally burned his hand. So he became a hot cross bunny.
  19. My neighbor’s rabbit has this habit of pooping in our front yard. So my lawyer suggested taking him to a-pellet court
  20. What did the rabbit say to the carrot? It was nice gnawing you! 
  21. What do you call a rich rabbit? A MillionHare! 
  22. What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce Play! 
  23. What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on rollerblades! 
  24. What are the Joker’s favorite rabbits? The Harlequin! 
  25. Where do rabbits eat their breakfast? At IHOP! 
  26. What is a Rabbit’s favorite Vin Diesel movie? The Fast and the Furriest 
  27. What’s the same about a calculator and a bunny? They both multiply fast!
  28. What does a rabbit say to another bunny? Hay there! 
  29. Rabbits love horror because they like hare-raising tales! 
  30. What bunny refused to leave her house? The one having a bad hare day! 
  31. The nail at the foot of the bunny hurt what do you call it? An in-grown hare 
  32. What is the song that teachers teach rabbits in kindergarten? “If you’re hoppy and you know it, thump your feet!” 
  33. What’s the tallest rabbit? The Himalayan! 
  34. Why did two bunnies get divorced? They were fed up with the hole thing! 
  35. What do Rabbits wear in the cafeteria? A Hare net! 
  36. What’s a rabbit’s favorite novel? Warren Peace! 
  37. Where does a rabbit go when it feels ill? To the Hopspital 
  38. What did the buck say to the doe to make her fall in love? Nobunny compares to you <3
  39. Why did the balding man have rabbits tattooed on his head? Because from a distance it looked like hares.
  40. What do you call a sexy bunny? Earrisistable! 
  41. Where do rabbits learn to fly? In the Hare-Force!
  42. What do a bunch of rabbits say to each other for support? I am ear for you. 
  43. How do you make a rabbit into a bunny? “ put the rabbit between two buns  
  1. What do rabbits’ concierges say to welcome their customers? Very Hoppy to see you! 
  2. How do rabbit fairy tales end? By two bunnies living hoppily ever after 
  3. If Nicki Minaj was a bunny what would she say? I’ve got buns huns. 
  4. How does the Easter bunny stay healthy? By eggsercise 
  5. What is our rabbit’s favorite military group? The Hare-force
  6. How does a rabbit send a secret valentine ? by writing Somebunny loves you 
  7. If you mix a banana and rabbit together what do you get? A bunana
  8. What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want a bite? 
  9. What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny! 
  10.  I carrot wait to see the Easter bunny.
  11. I have a pet rabbit because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
  12. What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood 
  13. What do you call a happy rabbit? A Hop-timist 
  14. Why do rabbits have long ears? To cover their lack of hares! 
  15. Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a pooper 
  16. Tonight we’re having Himalayan rabbit stew for dinner; we found him Himalayan in the road. 
  17. Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summer? They have hare conditioning.
  18. Why didn’t the rabbit eat lunch? It didn’t carrot all 
  19. Finding some bunny to love is indeed saddening.
  20. Why did the fox chase the rabbit? It wanted some fast food 
  21. What do you call an operation on a rabbit? A Hare-cut 
  22. What do you call a bunny transformer? Hop-timus prime 
  23. Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
  24. What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit?  A chili dog on a bun!
  25. Why did the Duracell Rabbit go to jail? Because it was charged with battery.
  26. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
  27. What’s green and say “rabbit, rabbit”? A very confused frog 
  28. Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?“Because from a distance they looked like hares!”
  29. What happened when 100 hares got lose on the street? The police combed the area.
  30. Filling my Easter basket with lots of hop-piness and a bunch of chocolates.
  31. Why did the bunny say to the duck? “You quack me up.”
  32. I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
  33. I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
  34. What do you call a snuggly rabbit? Hugs bunny 
  35. I asked the girl in the pet grooming shop out to dinner. Sadly she said she couldn’t go because she was washing her hare.
  36. What do you call two rabbits racing down the street? The Fast and the Furriest.
  37. What does a rabbit groom himself with? A harebrush! 
  38. What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backward? A receding hare line 
  39. What do rabbits say to catch a female rabbit’s attention? Hey there, hop stuff! 
  40. Favorite time of the day for rabbits to get a beer? Hoppy Hour 
  41. What does an indignant rabbit say? No need to rabbit in! I made a mistake!
  42. What does a rabbit weatherman say? A storm is burrowing. 
  43. Whipping my hare back and forth.
  44. I believe that I have more energy than the Energizer Bunny.
  45. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare-dryer 
  46. The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
  47. What do you call a man with a family of rabbits up his jumper?  Warren.
  48. Where in Spain do rabbits go on holiday?  Bunnydorm.
  49. Having a bunny day is what keeps us going.
  50. Elton John got a treadmill for his pet rabbit…It’s little bit bunny… 
  51. What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
  52. A friend of mine stole a rabbit.  Then he had to make a run for it.
  53. A friend tells me he’s a rabbit carver, not a rabbit butcher.  I think he’s just splitting hares.
  54. Why did the rabbit eat the wedding ring? Because she heard it was 18 carrots.
  55. Where does a bunny bride and bunny groom go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
  56. How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
  57. What do rabbits say when surprised? Fur the Love of God! 
  58. What do suspicious rabbits say? I’ve got a hutch he’s lying. 
  59. Every rabbit’s least favorite restaurant cuisine is French as they love to serve the rabbit stew.
  60. How did the bunny avoid traffic during easter? He used the eggspress lane! 
  61. What did the rabbit say to deny his mistress? I’ve never met herbivore 
  62. What do you call a frog crossed with a rabbit? A bunny ribbit! 
  63. What do you get when you cross a goat and a rabbit? A hare in your milk 
  64. The rabbit and the tortoise were having a very close race but the rabbit won by a hare’s difference.
  65. What is a bunny’s motto?Don’t be mad; be hoppy!
  66. What do you get if you give an Easter Bunny a pair of socks? A sock hop!
  67. Don’t wait for me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
  68. The Easter Bunny brought an egg from outer space, which was said to be an egg-stra-terrestrial.
  69. Oyster Bunny is what you get when you cross a rabbit with a shellfish.
  70. Why was she called Jessica Rabbit? Because of her Red Hare.
  71. How does the Easter Bunny stay fit? Hare-obics.
  72. A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit “What can I get you to drink”. The rabbit says “I have no idea, I’m only here because of autocorrect”.
  73. A local brewery will pay you cash for rabbits. They use them for the hops.
  74. Why is rabbit breeding a terrifying business? Because it’s a hare-raising experience.

Did we miss your favorite bunny joke? Make us laugh in the comments below! 

Stacey

My name is Stacey Davis and my family has kept rabbits for decades. Here on RabbitPros.com we share our love of rabbits, our experience, and lots of research to help you enjoy your pet bunny even more.

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